said 1 year, 2 months ago:
After sorting through 3,000+ emails delayed by my continuing computer crash saga, I came upon distressing news!
OMG, my dear sweet Jing is dead! Straight away, I penned a plea to Master TechSmith with my concerns over their unseemly offer to replace my companion. Not wanting to insult, I made them a proposition. I’ll let you know their response.
Meanwhile, I’ve started this forum in memory of my dear Jing. Please leave your thoughts and condolences below. Here is the letter I penned to TechSmith:
RE: OMG, the Jing is Dead! Long Live the Jing!
Solemn greetings, in these times of terrible mourning. Thank you for your kind email informing me that my dear Jing is dead. I am distraught and overcome with grief.
In your email to my (email) address regarding Jing’s death, you offered a stand-in companion to replace my dear Jing. Specifically, an upgrade to SnagIt at 50% off.
Thanks for your generous offer, but quite frankly, in my time of mourning I was a little disturbed you would play matchmaker so soon after Jing’s untimely death. I truly need time to catch my breath and boo-hoo.
Then upon further reflection and acknowledgment that life must go on and the handyman duties Jing did so well for our family must be resumed by some strong shouldered companion, I decided to reconsider your offer.
However, if I am forced to choose under duress, during my dark hours of grief, I would suppose that I’d prefer to choose my own new mate. Wouldn’t anyone in my position?
So, without further fuss, I must confess straight away that I’d much prefer to replace my lean and mean Jing with a strong, full-bodied and fully equipped hunk like Camtasia for Mac at 50% off.
Now don’t misunderstand. I miss my little Jing, but I have a hankering suspicion that my man Mac set afire with all those mystical Camtasia sutra teachings may just be the spark to snap me out of my grief! It’s just a thought, but a sparky one that simply lights my fire!
THAT would surely soothe ALL my Jing companion wounds and mourning, providing a better snug fit for most of my online and offline snagging needs.
Alas, however, SnagIt, even at 50% off, just doesn’t offer enough for his ransomed price, not compared to my dear little Jing or my man Mac’s robust Camtasia. At 50% off my man Mac’s Camtasia would definitely heal ALL my wounds.
So what say you? Would you allow me the justly, robustly compensating companionship of Camtasia for Mac at 50% off? How unseemly I speak of such things at a time like this, but needs need to be met so I simply must.
I thank you for your kindness, help and understanding in my time of great mourning and deep dispair. I trust you will consider this proposition with all due discretion, caring, and empathy for those of us who have lost our loving and dear companion — our Jing.
And, too, thanks in advance for your thoughtful consideration in this matter. I’m sure yall want our dear Jing to rest in peace, knowing that yall have taken good care of the loved ones he left behind.
Respectfully yours, Jing’s, and hopefully my new man Camtasia Mac’s…